TANYA 2011
14 October 2011
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@TimbersArmyNoob sent us the top five finishers so far for TANYA 2011. Who do you think is most deserving of a TANYA? Take the poll below.
Top 5
- LARPers – Whether it be a Luchador mask, an Aztec headdress, facepaint, kilts, or mohawks, we are all special and deserve to get noticed.
- People that still seriously post on SCUSA – It served its purpose these past many years and deserves our thanks, but it’s easier to bang your head against a cheese grater. Faster too.
- Timberssuck on Twitter – Like a cross between Rick Astley, Don Imus, and your bitter semi-ethnocentric (and let’s admit it, slightly racist) grandpa, this guy is never gonna give baseball up.
- Corvette Lady on Oregonlive – Though not new to the Oregonlive.com comment trolling game, she’s actually starting to concede some points to the dark side. Plans to capo a match next season.
- Everyone with roses on their No Pity scarf – Wear it with pride, my pretties. The Hester Prynnes of the Timbers Army.
Honorable Mention:
- Section 108 Unicorn Patrol
- Whoever thought it was a good idea to sing “Rose City ‘Til I Die” on the Root Sports’ bastardized version of the South African World Cup anthem intro with the Champions League Theme singers
- Everyone who plants their feet and crosses their arms during the Tetris dance
- The stick up Amanda Fritz’s ass
- Anyone who went to an official viewing party, especially at the Thirsty Lion
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I’ll bet on any given week, Timberssuck spends more time thinking about the team than 80% of the people who actually buy tickets.
If any of you noobs vote in this poll, let me know so I can subtract your vote from the count.
Corvette Lady
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