Place your bets: Finally, the Timbers have come back… to Jeld-Wen
Last week the only winning move was not to play. The Timbers couldn’t score and Marcelin didn’t get subbed in, so the house cleaned up. There will be a new bet this week, allowing you to bet against the Timbers. I don’t recommend it unless you want to have bad luck all week though, it’s like betting the Don’t Pass Line in craps.
Advice from the Gambling Insider
The Gambling Insider has been following the twitters and sent us these tips:
- Kalif is a can’t miss proposition this week, just like every other week. (from @PortlAndrew)
- Scouts at Jeld-Wen saw this top prospect on the field Thursday, might he be subbed in? (from @ShawnLevy)
- When considering the side bets, don’t forget the expanded capacity.
Who will score against the Revolution?
Timbers held scoreless: pays 3:1 and some really bad mojo
Timbers score on a set piece, pays 4:1
Bathroom wait at half-time, over 3 minutes, pays 3:1 (I will use a random restroom in the North end and if it takes me 3+ minutes to get a stall or urinal, you win.)
Bathroom wait at half-time, under 2 minutes, pays 3:2
Timbers score in the 45′ or the 90′, pays 20:1
-Everyone gets $20 in monopoly money each week. Anyone can jump in at any time.
-If you are carrying a balance, you get your balance plus $20.
-Leave your bets in the comments.
Quite a few people got cleaned out last week. Holly went from princess to pauper. Ken and Kejsare stayed near the top by holding on to most of their money.
Ken $55 ($75 available to bet)
Kejsare $55 ($75 available)
Clifford $20 ($40 available)
paulsepp $20 ($40)
Tim $15 ($35)
jmparker94 $30 ($50)
TheMikeDonovan $15 ($35)
CharonPDX $15 ($35)
Lucas $15 ($35)
Holly $5 ($25)
Yax $5 ($25)
Posted by Dan