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Kenny !@#$ing Cooper

16 August 2011 472 views 2 Comments

You hate to pile on a guy who is having a rough season, but it’s pretty obvious we’ve got the Kenny Cooper who scored a couple goals overseas rather than the Cooper who scored 18 in 2008 for FC Dallas.

Most people were discussing Cooper’s late miss against Houston, but this one was probably even bigger:

What do we do with this guy? He’s our second biggest salary (Chara is a DP because of a signing bonus), and the team was initially marketed around him. He’s a good guy, but every time he does stuff like this he loses trade value. Is anyone still on the bandwagon? It’d be nice if a GM from another club was.

Also, can anyone translate what the Spanish announcers were saying at the end? I’d love to know.

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Posted by Dan

2 Comments »

  • portland padre said:

    They were discussing whether cooper got a foot on it or the defender cleared it.

  • Shane said:

    How is he with a chainsaw?

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