Try this at home – Judo Chop
What do you do as a defender, when some flashy blond haired striker tries to do some cheeky step over on you? You clock him upside the head, duh! This brilliant defender doesn’t take fancy footwork without getting some special moves in of his own. Now kids, this can take some practice and may result in a few cards before you get it just right, but as you learn the judo chop, strikers will learn to take their fancy shat somewhere else. Still, a great little pass to the left, unlucky miss off the side of the post.
BREAKING NEWS – The Strikers Strike Back, not only are those offensive bastards using fancy footwork to move the ball, they are also using fists of fury and elbow bombs, as nightclub brawler and v-sign giver Steven Gerrard demonstrates below.
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This blog needs some serious work!
Just kidding. Go soccer. Wooooo!!!!
I love watching kids kick each other. I'll always remember the first time a kid called me a racist name.
It was on the soccer field. Then I proceeded to score like ten goals. I showed him.
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