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Things that suck about Qworst Field

13 March 2010 475 views 7 Comments
  • Shittle fans
  • The Sound Wave
  • If you buy a bottled water they throw the cap away and hand it to you. Your bottle is now impossible to reuse. Way to be green Seattle.
  • Washed up goalies.
  • 2 beer choices and one is sold out. Nothing says Northwest like Bud Light.
  • Overrated prima-donna forwards who flop and whine to the ref.
  • Fans who obviously weren’t around when their team averaged 2,000 home attendance, but put up signs about “history”
  • The chick who spent 8 minutes burning steaming milk for a latte. This is the home of Starbucks?
  • It’s a rotten metal taco
  • Who wants to go to a soccer match and sit so far away you can’t see?
  • No board up with game stats (maybe that’s because it was a charity match?)
  • It’s too big, so sound doesn’t carry. Oh wait, they fixed that by piping in chants on the PA system and micing up the supporters section.
  • You can’t smoke. Anywhere. You literally have to leave the entire stadium to smoke and they don’t allow you to come back in after the match starts. Smokers are officially third class citizens in Seattle.
  • If you noticed anything else that sucks about Qworst Field, let us know in the comments.

These are not the official opinions of Dropping Timber as we strive to the utmost to never allow biases to affect our reporting. Oh yeah, and we’ll see you neon puke green bastards in 2011.

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Posted by Dan

7 Comments »

  • Jobin said:

    The bottled water thing is probably because they are worried about us chucking it at their players as they writhe on the field.

    # 13 March 2010 at 6:43 am
  • Anonymous said:

    The smoking ban is funny, I went to the far corner of the stadium, there wasn't another person around for at least 200 feet and lit up. A minute later, out of no where came a security guard who kindly told me there is no smoking anywhere in the park. I took a few more puffs and he told me that cameras cover every inch of the stadium and if I light up again i would be expelled. How neat is that?

    # 13 March 2010 at 9:20 am
  • Anonymous said:

    Oh here's a complaint, the video board loves showing their own fans jumping up and down or the guys who painted their face or other bullshit.

    # 13 March 2010 at 9:26 am
  • Anonymous said:

    its seattle…enough said.

    # 13 March 2010 at 10:08 am
  • Sam said:

    Totally agree, though the miced up supporters section rumor is bogus.

    # 14 March 2010 at 1:17 am
  • ScottM said:

    There are pictures on soccer city of the capos holding mics connected to speakers.

    # 14 March 2010 at 3:17 am
  • Anonymous said:

    Sorry, I meant the notion of piping in chants via mics (Saw the pic, f*king ridiculous).

    # 14 March 2010 at 3:13 am

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